Crackpot Cinema: Ep #28 — PATRICK (1978) and PATRICK STILL LIVES (1980)

Give thanks! Actor, writer, director, funnyman, and comatose horror hero namesake PAT HEALY returns as the first-ever Crackpot Cinema Co-Guest-Host for a jarringly wide-eyed evaluation of the Ozploitation classic PATRICK (1978) and its utterly bughouse insane Italian rip-off/faux-sequel, PATRICK STILL LIVES (1980).

Patrick-Is-Ready-for-His-Handjob highlights include:

• The international plague of PSYCHOKINESIS!

• Frog snuff!

• Fireplace poker gynecology!

• The power of a properly aimed bottle-to-the-face to unleash PYSCHOKINESIS!

• Richard Franklin’s orangutan erotica opus starring Elisabeth Shue!

• The many faces that make up the face of PATRICK star Robert Thompson! We see Roger Daltry, Malcolm McDowell, Marjoe Gortner, Gerrit Graham, Mark Blankfield, Joaquin Phoenix, David Patrick Kelly (“Luther” from THE WARRIORS), and, of course, Marty Feldman. Who else ya got?

• PSYCHOKINESIS!!!