This week Alice and Doug welcome back Wendy Brown for Valentine’s shenanigans. 

Wendy recites an article about murder and heartbreak. Doug teaches us about VDs. And Alice prepares to get her backdoor penetrated.

It’s quite the Valentine, folks. 

Also, have you ever played FMKBKB? You may want to after hearing this.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Losing one’s meatball along with a noodle

- A retelling of Twilight for a much younger audience

- Things that are needless to say, but are said anyway

- The 100% real life Jack and Rose from Titanic

- Sweet Georgia Brown, so to speak