You’re on a rollercoaster. Would you rather have an emergency poop or an emergency vomit?

No, this isn’t a rerun. Yes, Doug and Alice bring back this very important question 285 episodes after the last time.

Does that mean there is a finite number of topics two people can discuss?

Nah. They just like talking about poop.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Joining a movement to stop Daylight Saving Time

- Seagull to seagull eye contact

- Is Polish sausage actually popular in Poland?

- Ribbed for her pleasure, except the exact opposite.

- How to work your asthma off