Dude, Did You Hear?

Ep 3- MaxMind, Mysteries, Museums, and the Man in the High Castle


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Welcome to the Dude, Did You Hear? Extended Edition! Now with 400% more Smeagol! Which is still 0%. Because multiplication.  

In our third episode, we find ourselves farther down the road, on the other side of the dimensional portal. We’ve found a world immersed in techno-horror, shocking mysteries, and a Dude, Did You Hear in Russia so terrifying, we can’t talk about it here! Don’t forget HAL’s birthday! it already passed… just tell him his card’s in the mail. 

  We’re drinking Belching Beaver’s Me So Honey and Stone Brewing’s classic, Arrogant Bastard.   Dude, Did You Hear?:
  MaxMind brings techno horror beyond imagination with IP mapping.    George Lucas is finally building his museum of art. It’s “not just Star Wars,” according to George.   Shower Beer is the conditioner that could change your life. One shattered glass at a time. MY FEET!!!   Chilean Military Helicopter pilots encounter a phenomenon they can’t explain. Luckily they got it on their file FLIR footage. Two years later they finally share the footage with the world. What they saw, no one can explain. Proving aliens aren’t just crossing American borders.    In Taiwan, exotic funerals have become the wave of the future.    Dyatlov Pass, a blast from the past where survivors can’t last! The unsolved mystery that will ensure you don’t go camping on open snowbound mountainous terrain in Russia ever again.    Africa is pulling an Escape from LA and breaking apart, slowly. Minus John Carpenter and Snake Plissken. But still with the eyepatches, because, ya know… pirates. In a million years, maybe they’ll have Steve Buscemi, too.    We Recommend:   The Man in the High Castle should be one your radar, watch list, favorites, all of it! America has lost the war, Nazis and Imperial Japan run the country. Things are not as they seem in 1960s occupied America, though. The performance from the arch-nemesis will have you coming back over and over, he’s a terrifying menace you’ll want to run to the neutral territories to hide from. Dave and Andy recommend unequivocally!   The reverse wine snob wants to invert the way you look at wine. Your wallet will burst at the seams with savings!   Help us save the Five dollar bills… from extinction outside your wallet. Save with Dave and see how much you have when we check in next January.   Somm will change the way you see the guy recommending wines at that fancy joint you like so much. Sommeliers have one of the most difficult tests to pass in the world. One with an extremely low pass rate- one of the lowest in the world.    We Don’t Recommend:   Pointing guns at your mouth. For any reason. Ever. How is that not clear to some people?  (What the Eff David Blaine?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY   Hiring copycats to design your logo. Harry Potter and the Dodgers could not be reached for comment at press time.    New Year’s Resolutions. Unless you have a plan. A SMART plan. With SMART goals. We’re talking Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic/Relevant, and Time-Based. Have a plan, or don’t. There’s always next year.    AND FINALLY   We talk tech. The nightmare that it could be, the convenience (nuisance?) that it is. What it could be in the future, and how you can get on the field soon at your favorite NFL games. Virtually, of course. Hold off on that camcorder, Uncle Rico.    There’s also a special public radio message from our hipster friends!
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Dude, Did You Hear?By Dave and Andy