We recap our trip to the Naismith Hall of Fame (1:00), including two-lap Thibs apperance (8:14). We decide who was the most interesting players from week 1, who all happen to be Chris's man-crushes: Brock Osweiler, Carson Wentz and RG3, then disagree if Ezekiel Elliott is any good (12:58). Chris has two hot takes involving Trevor Simien not being a starting QB after this season, and Tony Romo playing for the Brown next year (27:33). We jump into week 2 picks as Chris tries to sucker me into a stupid bet on a pick-six (35:56), keep disagreeing on Kelvin Benjamin (42:42). If you couldn't tell, we fight... a lot.