In honor of both Going Terribly's 30th episode AND National Tell a Story Day, Doug shares a lovely, traumatic children's book idea about a chicken who befriends a whale that'll make you weep, and Alice wonders if Kay Fabulous would be a good name for a character in that play about pro wrestling that she's never gonna write.   

Other discussion topics may include:

- Calling ahead to ask about restrooms, just in case your nails won't work

- Eighth grade accomplishments - Unbelievable then, unrealistic now

- An unnecessary critique of someone who ran coast to coast

- Descending walruses and undescended testicles

- Johnny Player: Man, Myth, Garage Wrestling Legend