Alice and Doug spent America’s 250th birthday watching a murder movie, saving a queen, and eating Japanese food. They also visited the animals they'd just eaten because the circle of life is really weird sometimes.

They also got a boat over the weekend! But it's not as exciting as it sounds*

Plus, what if you’re driving a train and you’re about to hit a person? What do you do? Find out now!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pancake race lore

- Geena Davis: Beetlejuice Creature

- Dead skin snacks

- Fake aquarium trains

- Is it hard to gently use two fingers?

*...or is it?