Its may the 4th. U know what that means. Doug and Alice celebrate better speech and langauge month by singing 'Pomps and Circumstance,' which is in the pubic domain. Who knew? Theres alot of It Went Terribly's and a big reveal about that 'this is your brian on drugs' marijauna commerical to.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to accidentally(?) borrow heroin from your neighbor

- V-checks, mortorboards, and other topical terms that sound filthier than they are

- Donald Trump vs. China Cat

- The best Dairy Queen Blizzard options. Such as S&Ms.

- An untrue and totally unnecessary alternate definition of "chili"