Are those bushes growing on your face or are you just not getting your eyebrows waxed during quarantine? If so, same. Thankfully for you all, hosts Alyce and Laura have no plans to transition this show to a video podcast. 

In Episode 32, your hosts are lingering* somewhere between boredom and madness. Origami cranes. Balloon animals. Needlepoint? TikTok?! Fortunately there’s some Star Wars stuff to keep them sane…

But who knows for how much longer? 

• Is Scott Marsden a person?
• Per Variety, the Kenobi series has a new… well, I guess we’re supposed to call him a writer? 
• Meet the Jedi Knights of the High Republic and sit around and soak up all of their completely unflawed awesomeness.
• New art, who dis? You imagined the villain from Alphabet Squadron wrong.
• Alyce made balloon animals.
• Ready to rock and ROLL OUT? Wee Baby Benny Boo Boo Solo and the blue butterflies are here for your short attention span
• Recap on Tap! The Clone Wars season 7, episodes 6 and 7 [If you’re not caught up and avoiding spoilers, skip 38:05-1:04:50]
• Listener questions! Who should write the next Star War, what if Star Wars did a What If on Star Wars, footage from Star Wars: Underworld, speculating which characters will make the leap to live-action series, and Star Wars characters’ go-to drink orders
• Star Wars Trivia courtesy of Dr. Davor

Other helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Cutting your own hair hack
• Force Toast guest spot on Hyperspace Hangout

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!