Let’s talk about time. It’s always in the background. It creeps up out of the corners of your consciousness and bookends your life. But wait, our Earth Ambassadors may have found a way to conquer the beast once and for all. What would it look like if we stood outside of time? You’re about to find out. Learn why aliens keep abducting us and find out about Jacob and Aaron’s super lucrative time-pie scheme and how it just changed the podcast game forever. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)