The little sprinkle of lady power you didn’t know you needed this week! 

Or did you know you needed it? Did you actually go into this week hoping to get some sloppy, green girl power (why is it green?) dumped all over your face? Because it’s happening. 

Too much? May we offer you a dab of Essence of Hand instead? 

Either way, hosts Alyce and Laura are here* to deliver your bi-weekly dose of Star Wars and snark, garnished with a little bit of not understanding what’s going on in The Clone Wars.

• Why you probably shouldn't hire us to baby-sit 
• The Q&A with Dave Filoni and Daddy Star Wars himself, George Lucas
• New Star Wars series incoming from “Russian Doll” showrunner
• Merry Christmas, Baby Yoda: A Mariah Carey Special 
• More TROS fixes, courtesy of the film’s junior novelization
• You have until May 8 to get the Queen’s Shadow ebook for FREE
• Do you like Doctor Aphra? Did you enjoy Dooku: Jedi Lost? Boy, are you in for a treat!
• Recap on Tap! The Clone Wars, Season 7, Episodes 10 and 11 (avoiding spoilers? Skip 43:00-1:20:00)
• Listener Ryan sends us an insane article full of Grade A Horsesh*t and asks us for a rebuttal so strap in, haters, because this shiz is going down. 
• Star Wars Trivia - it’s trivial pursuit for Laura and The Phantom Menace for Alyce

In case you missed it, your Snoke theory still sucks! 

Find even more Force Toast content:

• Alyce & Laura on the Super Civil Servants Podcast (seriously, trying saying it even ONE TIME fast!)
• The Moment Star Wars Spoke to Me: As a Woman (Laura’s piece on Ahsoka in Star Wars Rebels begins ~20 min)

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!