These are your captains speaking. Please place your trays in the upright and locked position because we don't give a shit about turbulence. You've probably heard of the Wright brothers, but I bet you've never heard of The Rong brothers...yet. Your Earth Captain Ambassadors talk passenger negging strategy to get both of those seats to yourself, in air tomato juice, and the mile-high club. Also, plane crying? Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)