Badass beeyotches month continues with the return of Kerry's favorite xenomorph-slaying, orphan-saving, My Two Dads hating, asskicking double-x chromosomed hero, Ellen Ripley. Find out if Kerry loves this one as much as the first as well as how ampules of Lorenzini fit into the equation, why sharks hate Rush, and why it took so long for Ripley to give Newt a bath. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."