Scott comes back from surgery and says, "I felt very alone, and I felt used. And I felt stupid, actually."

Dan talks about getting offered a job as a Stunt Dick.

This is what happens when we take a week and a half off for Scott to recover.

Out of context quotes, as always:
"There are, unfortunately — life created this, or whatever it is — there are a lot of shitty people out there. You need to be careful with your time."

"I need to be less giving of my time and a little more selfish. Otherwise what ends up happening is, people don’t give a shit. People abuse the privilege of my time and that’s not right. Have some fucking respect." 

"Yikes. Is this what happens when I’m gone for a week, that we bring it all around to porn?"

"This is the only podcast in the world, folks, that’s going to have on the rundown of things you want to talk about, 'Stunt Dick. Vatican.'"

"I think I’m too medicated to even process the fact that you want to seriously figure out how much it pays to be a stunt dick."

"Well, if I am judging you, you’re an idiot."

"Just focus on the people in your life that matter."