This year has already been off to a wild start, so we have some stories for you! If you want to be infuriated by entitled men, listen to Emily’s first story. Seriously, where do they get the audacity? In the spirit of last episode, always protect your friends from scary men! And remember, men ain’t sh*t…unless they buy you a plane ticket. This week Emily shares the tale of her last minute escapade in New York City with her sugar daddy and the escape room she had to go through to get there. She spills every part of the weekend (and we mean EVERYTHING) including some surprisingly intelligent conversations about women’s pleasure, feminism, and the effects of birth control on attraction (unfortunately, Charlotte is still attracted to man-children). Elaina shares how Tik Toks are making her more bisexual by the day and her continual fear of being on the hit TV show “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” (sponsor us Kyleena!). But don’t worry if you don’t know your egg count — there’s a Buzzfeed quiz for that! Charlotte shares more secrets about how to make the Patriarchy work for you, but absolutely do not take her advice on how to non-creepily DM people on Instagram (hint: you can’t just cold call them like on Bumble). Stick around until the end to hear Emily’s revelation about her rich ex and the bold new steps she took. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!