How to describe this week's episode... It's intimately illuminating and oddly philosophical...yet also terribly irreverent and straight-up gross. What, that sounds like all our episodes? Yeah, I was afraid of that. 

All right, you know what? We're all adults. You can handle it. 

We talk about how we wipe, okay? Yeah. It's flipping fascinating.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to fail at donating blood

- The return of the menstrual cup

- Blood trunks...which may or may not be poop related

- Spoonerisms...which are not roop pelated at all

- The proper time to oil a squeaky door (a fluid that's NOT bodily...so there!)