Four score and 7 years ago (well almost) this garbage flick came out. This week, the Fang Girls review the 2012 masterpiece, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Professor Emily shares her her favorite spooky historical story about old Abe. Devyn flexes her knowledge on American history and the definition of the word linear. Was Lincoln's dad's name Dave? Was Edward Cullen invisible in New Moon?? Was Abraham Lincoln a real guy?? Did this movie ruin the girls lives??? Listen in to find out! 

Ooh! And an exciting announcement! Episodes will be released every other Wednesday because your favorite basic bitches of horror are in the darkest season of their lives (not in a good way)!