This week, Matt's away doing stupid poops and such, so our dear friend, Rhys Turner, is back with some hot takes on the classic 'dark fantasy family film' (a phrase used to trick children into watching horror movies), The Dark Crystal!

It's a strange and wonderful movie by legends Jim Henson and Frank Oz, and includes such fake words as 'gelfling' and 'skeksis'. Fuck the english language!

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