Let's get this Vegas party started!

In this lackluster installment, we share all our recent Vegas adventures, from Giordano's to absinthe service at Sage and more.

We go far too into stadium blackjack at Venetian, then toss in some gratuitous stuff about Las Vegas history and a listicle of some sort.

You either get it or you don't, and if you don't, you will after having a sip or two of 100 proof Captain Morgan. Not required, but recommended.