Cheese dip, f*ck yeah.  By the way, we curse* in this podcast. This is your first and last warning, new listeners. Oh, and also, welcome!

In Episode 39, hosts Alyce & Laura are here to sh*t all over the latest and greatest in stupid Star Wars rumors, name the newest cereals and get you up to speed on the news! 

• We have made our demands clear: Let Rats Mate
• The sequel trilogy ain’t going anywhere. Sorry, haters. 
• Mandalorian books! Activity books! Cereal? Music video! John Corbett’s flowing locks!
• Planning to read Thrawn Ascendancy: Chaos Rising in September? Not a bad idea to get your head in the game early.
• What is the strategy with Aphra? 
• Why is the moon red? 
• Alyce found the hardest Star Wars trivia in Trivial Pursuit
• What is “tex-mex”?
• Send your voicemail that BETTER INCLUDE A BURP to [email protected]

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Laura talks Star Wars and Schmoedown with Ben Goddard on YouTube
• Check out listener Maria’s new podcast: Sistas With Sabers
  
   

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!