We’re starting off this week with a game — is Emily a bad person? Probably not, but you’d hate her if you were dating her ex (…there’s nothing wrong with a little ego stroke, right?). And this week’s tip: you can ditch men and take their money, but don’t do it to your friends! And if you’re going to take a souvenir from a one night stand, don’t commit fraud! Also, take this episode as a sign to move your nudes and change your Snapchat password (you’ll thank us later). And did you know about the hotness conversion rates between Tallahassee, Nashville, and New York City? But no matter where you are, rebounding is generally easier for men because there’s 🙄men🙄 and there’s ✨women✨. And while Charlotte is hunting for her next man 4 months in advance, Emily and Elaina have clearly been in the South for too long because all it takes is a simple “yes ma’am” to get to them. Plus the classic southern dating app dilemma — is this man a N*zi or not? No matter how hard we try, we are still left begging the question “How dare the man who liked me first, and I had to make myself like, break up with me?!” We’ll just leave you with this: if it doesn’t bring you inspiration, an orgasm, or income it doesn’t belong in your life. All this and more on Babes and Bad Decisions!