Alice has an existential crisis and considers a career change into the audiobook narration industry. Doug can’t remember when he last hugged someone, and it’s slowly murdering him. They finally learn what gluten is. This week’s episode gets real, y’all.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An examination of very important world records, such as cucumber eating

- Vegan treats and the accidental ASMR that accompanies them

- A celebration of their millions of listeners*

- The anal retentiveness and inventiveness of the elderly

- Their first ever game, full of impressions, trivia, and one artificial orgasm

*an educated estimate