It's our 40th episode, and we simply MUST revisit the wiping debate again. After all, it (i.e., “going,” e.g., either #1 or #2) is the namesake of the podcast. 

Other discussion topics may include: 

- A celebration of Elena Cabins, the forgotten 1970s star 

- Spelling bee d-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-o-n 

- A blown up case of the Mandela Effect that might be full of hot air 

- The time William Shakespeare blatantly ripped off Roald Dahl 

- Do you REALLY need to wash your hands after you pee? No, I mean REALLY?