Was the Lindbergh Baby ever found? Are the humanoid races from Lord of the Rings still considered "humans" like we're considered humans? Are Counting Crows lyrics actually deep, or are they only deceptively deep? 

And does "deceptively deep" mean something is shallower than it seems or deeper than it seems? (There IS a right answer to this...)

All these questions and more in this episode where Doug and Alice show off how much they don't know about anything.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An examination of sitcom preferences

- How too much buffet food can keep your car from moving

- Television repair obliviousness

- Storks. Just lots of storks.