August is upon us, which means National Ice Cream Month is over. Join Doug and Alice as they pick up the shards of their shattered existence by conquering their childhood fears of killer clowns, anxiety dreams, lyrical abstraction, catfishing scams, and sitting on one's nuts.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Incredibly beautiful songs about infidelity

- Martha Stewart, hot pink buildings, and other pretty fine pieces

- Boxers vs. Briefs: A New Debate

- Terrifying movies, such as Beethoven

- If you started a company, how would you pronounce its name? ... Or would you?