Jet fuel can't melt coral reefs! Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Doug Masters and Chappy Sinclair! Man, did Honeybeard have a grin on his face for this one, much to Kerry's chagrin. Join us for all the latest Jacoby Brothers talk (Adjacent Bateman?), D. Thomas Howell, racing the snake, and the mysterious dead-pilot scrapbook Chappy keeps in his living room. Fly off to the (lowercase) middle east to rescue Doug's dad on KNST! Thanks as always to Old Suns for the intro (Necklace) and The Hooplas for the outro (Carolina Love Song.)