This episode has EVERYTHING! Borat impressions! Ebola! Pizza parties! And as always, a little Star Wars talk for your listening pleasure. 

In Episode 45, hosts Alyce and Laura are recording* a little early (like, 2 days early) because Alyce is SO DEMANDING and doesn’t want to spend her BIRTHDAY editing this dumb show lol. Honestly, can you blame her? Oh yeah, and we’re still not done with Thrawn. 

[Borat voice] VERY NICE! 

• We’re just gonna call it Ebola Holmes. Because 2020. But for real, we actually loved Enola! 
• The Goonies, but make it French? Or not. Actually, please don’t.
• The Mandalorian has a plan! And that’s good news for fans!
• Kiera Knightley has wiped Star Wars from her brain and gives zero f*cks. Honestly, power to her. 
• Caravan of… perfume? 
• More music coming from Solo: A Star Wars Story
• KELLY CLARKSON!
• Are we sure this is Rosario Dawson?
• Friendsgiving? Pizza party at Laura’s house.
• The untitled Cassian Andor series has a new director (for now?). THANKS, COVID.
• Live action Ezra Bridger tease
• All the High Republic updates! Charles Soule talks to The Hollywood Reporter, a preview of Marvel’s Star Wars: The High Republic #1 by Cavan Scott, and step aside Kenobi! Star Wars has a new white Jesus! 
• Listener thoughts on Thrawn Ascendency: Chaos Rising (no spoilers)
• Listener Sarah has a thoughtful rebuttal for Laura’s Rey Kenobi What If scenario
• A fun spin on our trivia segment that you KNOW we didn’t cheat on, because it took our dumb, drunk @sses a solid 5 mintues to figure it out. Trivia courtesy of Eli from Star Wars: In a Galaxy podcast

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• It’s Alyce’s birthday! And she said no gifts, but you can help her celebrate by selecting the Chicago Youth Programs Inc. on Amazon Smile. It won’t cost you anything! Amazon will automatically donate 0.5% of your eligible purchases to help this organization.
• Want another way to celebrate Alyce’s big day? Did you know many children in Texas and Louisiana can’t do remote learning because their power, phone lines and internet got knocked out by Hurricane Laura? You can help the recovery here.

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!