Sometimes, you just gotta start out an episode by making juvenile fart noises with your hands. You certainly don't have to continue the rest of the episode like that, but what can we say, we're just gems like that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How gymnastics can improve or infuriate your black cat

- Gallagher's fruit smashing, brother suing journey into our hearts

- Why you should be watching EPIX...from two people who've never seen EPIX

- Which food would you want to bear your favorite celebrity's name?

- This is the day to give your own feet some love. No, really.