Here’s the scenario: the supervolcano under Yellowstone just erupted, and you have just a few hours to make it to safety. What would you do? Would you try to make your escape in an inflatable rubber kayak? Or perhaps stockpile wheat seed in order to position yourself as a God to other survivors? If not, you’re obviously not an Earth ambassador. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)