You know what everybody loves? Summer camp. A week of open flame, peeing into troughs, and getting your first period out in the wilderness and not telling any of the camp counselors and just shoving toilet paper in your hoochie. Wet and hot indeed.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The best U.S. restrooms and the pilgrimages that must follow

- "Communal Expelling": The grossest two-word combination ever?

- Unnecessary possessivizing and the shame immediately after

- The Pump House: Gas station, "massage parlor," or other?

- Human anatomy, including male and female eggs...and outdoor plumbing