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EP 49 - Tabloid Tuesday - Cruise N For Ransom + Soapy Suzy
The G Block Show's roots are in the lampooning of the newsstand tabloids and so starting with this episode, in addition to our every Friday G Block Show podcast post, we will also be posting a G Block Show 'Tabloid' episode every Tuesday. We're calling it 'Tabloid Tuesday'
⭐ Episode 49 — “Kidnapped in NYC? No Surrey. And Soapy Susan Strikes Again.”In this Tabloid Tuesday edition of the G Block Show, Very Sulty and the gang dive into a fresh pile of tabloid absurdity, starting with the unbelievable claim that Surrey Cruise was kidnapped after being “all alone” in New York City. Sulty immediately calls foul — nobody is ever alone in NYC, so Surrey must have some seriously powerful B.O. or supernatural stealth skills to pull that off. And as Sulty points out, Tom Cruise has nothing on Surrey… no Surrey. Then the tabloids shift gears to the legendary Susan Lucci, the eternal nominee who somehow never wins, prompting Sulty to wonder why the soap world’s most iconic star keeps getting rinsed and repeated without ever getting the trophy. Something just doesn’t wash. With his trademark dry wit, Sulty slices through the melodrama, the exaggeration, and the pure nonsense that keeps the tabloids in business. It’s sharp, silly, and classic Tabloid Tuesday mayhem.
Episode 49 is exactly the kind of gloriously unhinged tabloid stew that makes Tabloid Tuesday such a riot. You’ve got Surrey Cruise somehow getting kidnapped in the one city on Earth where it’s physically impossible to be alone, Tom Cruise getting out‑shined by his own kid, and then the tabloids dragging poor Susan Lucci back into the spotlight just to remind everyone she’s “always a nominee, never a winner.” This one practically begs for Sulty’s sideways logic.
If you enjoy thoughtful mischief, cultural lampooning, and the kind of humor that sneaks up on you, you’re in the right place. The G Block Show is comfort‑comedy for the best of us.
You can now watch a “puppetized” version of this and every other G Block Show episode on YouTube — all in order — at: G Block Show – In Show Order – YouTube
⭐ Episode 49 — “Kidnapped in NYC? No Surrey. And Soapy Susan Strikes Again.”In this Tabloid Tuesday edition of the G Block Show, Very Sulty and the gang dive into a fresh pile of tabloid absurdity, starting with the unbelievable claim that Surrey Cruise was kidnapped after being “all alone” in New York City. Sulty immediately calls foul — nobody is ever alone in NYC, so Surrey must have some seriously powerful B.O. or supernatural stealth skills to pull that off. And as Sulty points out, Tom Cruise has nothing on Surrey… no Surrey. Then the tabloids shift gears to the legendary Susan Lucci, the eternal nominee who somehow never wins, prompting Sulty to wonder why the soap world’s most iconic star keeps getting rinsed and repeated without ever getting the trophy. Something just doesn’t wash. With his trademark dry wit, Sulty slices through the melodrama, the exaggeration, and the pure nonsense that keeps the tabloids in business. It’s sharp, silly, and classic Tabloid Tuesday mayhem.
Episode 49 is exactly the kind of gloriously unhinged tabloid stew that makes Tabloid Tuesday such a riot. You’ve got Surrey Cruise somehow getting kidnapped in the one city on Earth where it’s physically impossible to be alone, Tom Cruise getting out‑shined by his own kid, and then the tabloids dragging poor Susan Lucci back into the spotlight just to remind everyone she’s “always a nominee, never a winner.” This one practically begs for Sulty’s sideways logic.
If you enjoy thoughtful mischief, cultural lampooning, and the kind of humor that sneaks up on you, you’re in the right place. The G Block Show is comfort‑comedy for the best of us.
You can now watch a “puppetized” version of this and every other G Block Show episode on YouTube — all in order — at: G Block Show – In Show Order – YouTube
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By Kevin Wolf
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11 ratings
The G Block Show's roots are in the lampooning of the newsstand tabloids and so starting with this episode, in addition to our every Friday G Block Show podcast post, we will also be posting a G Block Show 'Tabloid' episode every Tuesday. We're calling it 'Tabloid Tuesday'
⭐ Episode 49 — “Kidnapped in NYC? No Surrey. And Soapy Susan Strikes Again.”In this Tabloid Tuesday edition of the G Block Show, Very Sulty and the gang dive into a fresh pile of tabloid absurdity, starting with the unbelievable claim that Surrey Cruise was kidnapped after being “all alone” in New York City. Sulty immediately calls foul — nobody is ever alone in NYC, so Surrey must have some seriously powerful B.O. or supernatural stealth skills to pull that off. And as Sulty points out, Tom Cruise has nothing on Surrey… no Surrey. Then the tabloids shift gears to the legendary Susan Lucci, the eternal nominee who somehow never wins, prompting Sulty to wonder why the soap world’s most iconic star keeps getting rinsed and repeated without ever getting the trophy. Something just doesn’t wash. With his trademark dry wit, Sulty slices through the melodrama, the exaggeration, and the pure nonsense that keeps the tabloids in business. It’s sharp, silly, and classic Tabloid Tuesday mayhem.
Episode 49 is exactly the kind of gloriously unhinged tabloid stew that makes Tabloid Tuesday such a riot. You’ve got Surrey Cruise somehow getting kidnapped in the one city on Earth where it’s physically impossible to be alone, Tom Cruise getting out‑shined by his own kid, and then the tabloids dragging poor Susan Lucci back into the spotlight just to remind everyone she’s “always a nominee, never a winner.” This one practically begs for Sulty’s sideways logic.
If you enjoy thoughtful mischief, cultural lampooning, and the kind of humor that sneaks up on you, you’re in the right place. The G Block Show is comfort‑comedy for the best of us.
You can now watch a “puppetized” version of this and every other G Block Show episode on YouTube — all in order — at: G Block Show – In Show Order – YouTube
⭐ Episode 49 — “Kidnapped in NYC? No Surrey. And Soapy Susan Strikes Again.”In this Tabloid Tuesday edition of the G Block Show, Very Sulty and the gang dive into a fresh pile of tabloid absurdity, starting with the unbelievable claim that Surrey Cruise was kidnapped after being “all alone” in New York City. Sulty immediately calls foul — nobody is ever alone in NYC, so Surrey must have some seriously powerful B.O. or supernatural stealth skills to pull that off. And as Sulty points out, Tom Cruise has nothing on Surrey… no Surrey. Then the tabloids shift gears to the legendary Susan Lucci, the eternal nominee who somehow never wins, prompting Sulty to wonder why the soap world’s most iconic star keeps getting rinsed and repeated without ever getting the trophy. Something just doesn’t wash. With his trademark dry wit, Sulty slices through the melodrama, the exaggeration, and the pure nonsense that keeps the tabloids in business. It’s sharp, silly, and classic Tabloid Tuesday mayhem.
Episode 49 is exactly the kind of gloriously unhinged tabloid stew that makes Tabloid Tuesday such a riot. You’ve got Surrey Cruise somehow getting kidnapped in the one city on Earth where it’s physically impossible to be alone, Tom Cruise getting out‑shined by his own kid, and then the tabloids dragging poor Susan Lucci back into the spotlight just to remind everyone she’s “always a nominee, never a winner.” This one practically begs for Sulty’s sideways logic.
If you enjoy thoughtful mischief, cultural lampooning, and the kind of humor that sneaks up on you, you’re in the right place. The G Block Show is comfort‑comedy for the best of us.
You can now watch a “puppetized” version of this and every other G Block Show episode on YouTube — all in order — at: G Block Show – In Show Order – YouTube