Rabbit Rabbit! It's the first episode of September, and boy, do we have some atoning to do. After making some not necessarily false but ultimately misinformed statements throughout August about the Lindbergh Baby, the Saved by the Bell revival, and the Morton Salt company (the very cheek, we know...), Doug and Alice guess at some celebrity ages, invent a new music-themed board game (Doo-wop-oly?), and catalog the extraordinarily prolific, birthday queen Diane Warren's entire discography. Did you all know she wrote Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping"?* Seriously. So prolific!

Other discussion topics may include: 

- The safest way to send your 3-year old skydiving

- "Harry Shearer," "Marv Green," and other great names for Illinois pickle farmers

- A celebration of music's greatest Glorias - from Gloria Gaynor to Gloria Estefan to Gladys Knight

- The best spots around town to pick up a Supreme Leader with Cheese

- In case you're reading this after listening, a friendly reminder: Don't look up "teratoma"

*Oh, nothing. Just felt like including an asterisk. What a fun, typographical notation.