This week Babbs and Maria recount a St. Patrick's Day fight and celebrate Maria's clean closet before diving into the important work of answering each and every cry for help from listeners NO MATTER HOW HARD. From blocking your ex's family (do it and don't look back), to letting your mom date your clown-assed friends (don't), to how to deal with male Libras (not possible), and the best/worst college drink concoctions (see the title of the episode). PLUS, Babbs and Maria remember the harrowing time their Lyft driver got into a car accident in a Taco Bell drive-thru and discuss why a simple act like making the bed speaks the love language they respond to most.