What's Your Problema? with Babbs and Maria

DON'T FIRE UP AN AMBER ALERT – Babbs and Maria have NOT gone missing! They are here with POWERFUL advice to solve even the hardest of problems.

THIS WEEK they get into what to do with a boyfriend who doesn't like sports, which celebrity you should have a crush on if you don't have one already, how to get out of being Facebook Friendzoned, and how to handle a neighbor who keeps folding in your car mirrors.

PLUS, Amber alerts are TOO LOUD, do NOT go to Vegas for New Years, and Maria may have compromised wifi.

AND this week's TRICKS AND TIPS segment has some hot takes on hot food and how to get dinner on the table (or in your mouth) in 20 minutes OR LESS. (HINT: Sausage is key.)

RELAX! It's not that serious! And even if it was, Babbs and Maria are here to help. So, take a deep breath and let the Animáls take the wheel. THIS WEEK, we get into what to do if you catch your boss shit talking you, the key to responsibly paying a group tab as adults, and how to talk to your partner about their, um, unmotivated performance in the bedroom.

GET READY ANIMÁLS! Babbs and Maria are here with help, advice and TRICKS! (And okay, yeah, some TIPS too.) THIS WEEK, we get into HYDRATION, the timeless battle of WINE VS LIQUOR, and HOW TO BITE YOUR TONGUE in a bad situation.

ARE YOU SCARED? Well, CALM DOWN – Babbs and Maria are here to take all your fear away with advice and helpful opinions! And to let you know that you should be getting ready for Halloween! Yes, NOW! The good plastic bats will be flying off the shelves before you know it, so start making your spooky plans!!

THIS WEEK, Babbs and Maria get into what to do if you've found yourself craving practical and functional things in your life, why pets get better treatment today, and how to handle your refrigerator OCD with your partner.

PLUS, Target is a great no-pressure place to return things, Babbs and Maria desperately want to be thrown up against the van on Cheaters, and one time Maria blew off a recipe and made muffins that looked like dry mud! (But that still tasted good, haters!)

This week Babbs and Maria have OLYMPIC FEVER. Just kidding, they have ADVICE FEVER and they're ready to triple backflip into your ears with advice, stories, and their go-to McDonald's orders! THIS WEEK they get into how to introduce your sensitive boyfriend to your abrasive mother, what to do about a scary tattoo, and how to manage dating on the apps!

GET READY -- Babbs and Maria are kickflipping into your podcast feed with advice, stories, and HOT HOT HOT Cactus Cooler takes!

THIS WEEK they get into what to do if you're dating two people but falling in love with one of them, how to support your lawyer boyfriend who wants to be an actor, GLUTEN FREE SNACKS, and whether or not to hook up with your hot landlord.

PLUS -- don't you dare think about peeing on a road trips, Babbs has convinced herself she landed a kickflip once, what happens to your Facebook when you die, and Biden needs to log on and start erasing people's medical debt – COME ON MAN!!

ARE YOU SITTING DOWN? Because Babbs and Maria are back to help you get through the summer with more indispensable advice like what to do if your friend paints an ugly portrait of you (pretend someone stole it!) or how to be on your best behavior at a bachelorette party (don't! it's fine!) or what to do if your boss wants to be friends (set boundaries!)

PLUS they get into sitting hard, the questionable afterlife of a puzzle once it's done, and the many reasons it's difficult to wear a fanny pack. AND FREE BRITNEY!

GET READY FOR A HOT ONE, YOU GUYS! Babbs and Maria turn off their AC and turn on the advice to help people just like you change their lives. This week, we get into what to do if your work crush is in a relationship, but also has an OnlyFans (join and hope), ways to build a stylish wardrobe from scratch (take notes, people), how to have the best day at the beach (seriously TAKE NOTES, PEOPLE), and how long you should wait before joining bank accounts with your significant other (depends on your goals!).

This week Babbs and Maria CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE in their quest to help listeners – they handle an awkward sex dream about someone's boss (you're just horny, GET OUTSIDE), annoying family text chains (JUST LEAVE, it will be OK), how to flake on plans (TIMING IS KEY), and developing good habits (VISION BOARDS CAN BE YEAR-ROUND).

Plus, Maria's being courted by the real estate brokers and Babbs reveals that she has been visited by her cute dead grandma!

WATCH OUT, IT'S ECLIPSE SEASON! BUT THANK GOD — Babbs and Maria are here with potentially LIFE-SAVING advice for ALL of their incredible listeners!

THIS WEEK's problems RUN THE GAMUT – from love virgins and fresh sobriety to awkward racial slurs in email addresses to accidentally stealing groceries and being sexually attracted to bad boys – this episode truly has something for EVERYONE. QAnon even comes up TWICE!

PLUS, there are some hot tips on microwaving potatoes, Babbs remembers how Maria threatened her dentist before oral surgery, and Maria tells the story of the time she started a fire at a wedding.

Eclipse season DELIVERS, people!!