WATCH OUT, IT'S ECLIPSE SEASON! BUT THANK GOD — Babbs and Maria are here with potentially LIFE-SAVING advice for ALL of their incredible listeners!

THIS WEEK's problems RUN THE GAMUT – from love virgins and fresh sobriety to awkward racial slurs in email addresses to accidentally stealing groceries and being sexually attracted to bad boys – this episode truly has something for EVERYONE. QAnon even comes up TWICE!

PLUS, there are some hot tips on microwaving potatoes, Babbs remembers how Maria threatened her dentist before oral surgery, and Maria tells the story of the time she started a fire at a wedding.

Eclipse season DELIVERS, people!!