Well we did it, friends. Went almost five whole episodes without talking excessively about the male genitalia. The time is now & the so unfortunate dickisode is here.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, I don't particularly blame you, but other talking points are the growing popularity of the naked restaurant, annoying trends (looking at you truck nuts), and even a proper introduction of our theme. Yet still no proper introduction of ourselves.

Also an abundant amount of fake country accents. Correlation?