Our most alcohol fueled episode to date!

With a special guest, and by special guest I mean Evan walked in while we were recording and we just rolled with it. Because we're not jerks.

Some talking points from this beautiful disaster are our apparent love for disgusting food late at night, the continuous landslide that is Burger King's marketing department, & out lawyering a lawyer to become a lawyer.

Note: At one point during this episode Bussey says "I miss that ten minutes." This is a reference to a 10 minute period that Doc permitted him to talk about whatever he chose without ridicule. He chose anime. Of course he chose anime. However, during recording we lost about 40 minutes of show due to memory card issues and that along with what this episode could have been is floating in the ether now.

IROTI: figuring out how to podcast one colossal fuck up at a time.

I Reddit on the Internet crashes Bussey's sister's ultra conservative wedding!

No we didn't, but what if? Could've have been amazing.

Maybe we'll get 1000 likes next time. (Counting on y'all.)

Some talking points include shitty hashtags, american names, awkward coworkers, and a game show to win the heart of Kim Jong Un's sister.

Well we did it, friends. Went almost five whole episodes without talking excessively about the male genitalia. The time is now & the so unfortunate dickisode is here.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, I don't particularly blame you, but other talking points are the growing popularity of the naked restaurant, annoying trends (looking at you truck nuts), and even a proper introduction of our theme. Yet still no proper introduction of ourselves.

Also an abundant amount of fake country accents. Correlation?

We are emotional.

Key talking points include the dangers of snapchat, Joel Bieber's absurd success, too much jazz, and the psychological damage you received in middle school.

Also! We'd like to thank The Island Of Misfit Toys for allowing us to use their song Bear Hair 1 as the opening music! Check those guys out!

We may have suffered some technical errors at one point during recording. And by that I mean neither of us are visually aware enough to realize that the light went out on the recorder almost immediately.

Maybe the riffs were too good to worry about petty things like "batteries."

Maybe our true riffs are the friends we make along the way.

Key talking points include the worst neighbor imaginable, the pros & cons of eating naked, two guys that enjoy a good cry, and Wolf Blitzer ruining everything.

so we figured out what we're doing!

(no we didn't, but fake it til you make am I right?)

key talking points include the downfall of Barney Fife in today's world, weird cousin behavior, babies & corners, how chill Canada is, and the most baller resume we've ever seen.

this is all truly rookie behavior.

because that's what we are.

rookies.

does this even count as an episode? we'll figure it out eventually

key talking points include Mickey Mouse causing the great depression, the importance of beer over babies, the real Brendan Fraser, and general ill-preparedness