Damn it… The new year is starting to look like 2019 Part 2! Listen in to tales of mailing robots to Epcot, moving up in the world of Google, emergency trips to Illinois to see Grandma, surviving housework, family enablers, starting to work in film noir, smuggling Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry, job search sucking ass and the cast list grows for All Things Z (Complete with guest stars and spoilers). As if the start of the year wasn’t cringe-worthy enough, this week’s news recap includes Florida Teen Makes Not-So-Sweet Love To A Beehive, Lewd and Rude: Keep Your Nipples To Yourself, Cheating Husband Considers Divorce After Chastity Device Is Cut Off and A.I. Face Recognition Software Coming To A Stalker Near You!