I Don't Know, What Do You Want To Talk About?

Sometimes we run out of time and have to record the podcast the day it’s due out …and by sometimes I mean now …now is that day.

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Join Captain Salty and The Slacker this week for a catch-up on the happenings of their mostly uninteresting lives loosely packed with Art swaps, Hermit tendencies, Trading robots for goat-cheese, Online classes, Barn cats, Z upgrades, Winter’s death throws, Groundhog days and Krispy Kremes and Cameros! Hear our Hot Take on Nicholas Cage playing the infamous Tiger King! News nuggets this time include The Glampingest Place On Earth: Man Arrested For Camping Inside Disney World Resort During Pandemic Closure, Dong-Slider: Cyberpunk Videogame To Offer Ultimate Junk Upgrade, The Perfect Wide: Arizona Taxidermist Jailed For Displaying Stuffed Spouse On Sofa, and Movie Lovers Will Soon Find Themselves In A Pickle: Seth Rogan To Launch Another Gem In Crazy-premise Portfolio! Special thanks to all our listeners and supporters BIG and small… especially Amber (bad influence #1) for being our top Patreon donor!

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Switching it up a little this episode since not much can happen during a quarantine! Hear our shallow puddles of weekly happenings like Film project updates, Mother Nature taking a Midol, Building things, Job inquiries, Exclusive content teasers, Small adventures out of the house, Introducing the kids to old movies, Too much podcast makes David extra salty and how the possibility of long overdue “naked-time” could postpone next week’s episode! Extra news stories this time include: Bigger Than Apollo’s: 30lb Chunk Of The Moon Is Up For Sale, Man Inserts Bicycle Pump In Butt With Hopes Of Artificial Farts…Results in Shits and Grins, I’m Not Saying It’s Aliens…But It’s Aliens: Pentagon Releases UFO Footage, Winkler Vs Hanks: Beloved Actors’ 30yr Feud Kills Inner Child, Feed Me Seymore: Scientist Mess With Plant Genes To Create Glow-In-The-Dark Plants, and Smells Like Teen Spirit: Florida Youth Mistakes Pepper Spray For Body Spray Sending 41 To The Hospital! Don’t miss the epic return of JUST PLAIN WRONG this week to see if David can hold onto his winning streak! A Special thanks to Amber (Bad Influence #1) for her continued support on Patreon!!!

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Come listen to the good, the bad and the “meh” this week as these two looneys fill you in on the week laden with Feeling groggy, Face-Time drinkies, Handyman bailouts, Etsy success, Bending quarantine, A case of the 40’s, Happy boxes, Leaving the birthplace, Blind art-swaps and other random highs and lows in no particular order! Make sure to stay for the best news stories of the week including There Goes My Liver And My Money: Adult Ice Cream Truck Delivers Cocktails To A Neighborhood Near You, Don’t Mind Waiting: Drive-Through Strip Club Dancers Shimmy While Your Food Is Made, Dick Pics and Hitler Memes: New Yorkers Tell Mayor How They Really Feel About NYC’s New Tattle Line, and No Longer Bun-Length: Robber Shoots Himself In The Penis After Robbing Chicago Hot Dog Eatery! Thanks to all our listeners and subscribers… especially Amber (Bad Influence #1) for supporting us on Patreon!!

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We gather again to celebrate this grand “enabler-of-stupidity” that we call a podcast! Hear about our uneventful quarantine week not-so-filled with Barn work, puppets on Etsy, Robot masks, Ripping up the carpet, Applying for grants, Bulldozers, New levels of dorkdom,  Scrap-metal guys, and probably some other crap we forgot about because Days Don’t Mean ANYTHING Anymore!! Check out how far we will go to entertain you, our fans, as we both reveal how we conquered The Corncob Challenge. At least the news stories kept us entertained. Hear all about: Police Losing Their Minds: Maryland Residents Won’t Wear Pants And Louisiana Wants To Start “The Purge”, Send More Beer: 93yr Old Woman’s Wishes Granted With Truckload Of Piss-Brew, Mutant Enzyme Created To Dissolve Plastic (and probably human flesh too), and I’ll Have What She’s Having: Sex Toy Sales Skyrocket As Quarantiners Look For More Stimulus! Special shout out to all of our Patreon Donors (Especially Amber: Bad Influence #1) and to all our listeners!

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Here we are again! Back with another recap of our week, we try to make the best of Time-travel, Pains in the “Z”, Quarantine, Tele-doc visits, Critically low motivation levels, Bad Influence supply runs, Politics in the workplace and Disappointing Trolls. Sound exciting? We didn’t think so either, so we found EXTRA special news stories to make up for it, including… “He Hath Risen: Florida Woman Spreads Easter Joy With Unsolicited Porn and Crackers”, “Help, I’ve Shitten And I Can’t Get UP: 911 Is NOT For T.P. Emergencies”, “Pandas Not Into Kinky Public Sex: Wait For Crowds To Leave Before Breaking 10 Year Dry Spell”, and “You Must Be ‘This Fat’ To Ride: Disney And Double-Tree Among Companies Releasing Famous Dessert Recipes During Quarantine”.  A special THANK YOU to our Patreon Donor Amber: Bad Influence #1 and to all our listeners!

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The only podcast with a David-Guarantee…we are still kicking podcast ass with another episode filled with the week’s tom-foolery like Face-Time drinking parties, Nerds trading nerds, CSI:Farmhouse, Fantasyland freakouts, Woah-Botz on Late-night, The long road to becoming Sheriff, Skyping NZ, Motivation MIA, Filming solo, Tiger-King binging and Coming down with Corona-Lite! Join us for the only news stories we deemed worthy, including “9 Months ‘til Kids Named Covid: Condoms Suddenly In Short Supply”, “Harassing Swine Building Pig-gloos All Over Canada”, “#1 A Priority On The Moon: New Base To Be Built With Pee” and “Think My Brains Out: Russian Porn Star Offers Sexy Reward For Cure”. Thanks to ALL our listeners, but particularly the lovely and generous Amber: Bad Influence #1 for being a Patreon donator!

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All quarantine and no play make David and Jeremy…something…something… BUT we still managed to pull off another episode for your listening pleasure! Join us to hear about the week filled with last hurrahs, Dungeons and Dragons (the original social distancing), learning to swear, corrupt sheriff tryouts, garden patches, “Fantastic” bootlegs, early retirement, rat deliveries, binge-watching, puppet furniture, praising the editor, Making It applications and noxious poop clouds! You’d never know we were scraping the bottom of the news-barrel when you hear all about Boobies And Burgers: Pasty Clad Strippers Deliver More Than Food, Weaponized Parrot Tortures Neighbors With Chinese Opera, Come On Get Happy: Popular Yale Class Now Free Online and Eat It To Beat It: Chef Creates COVID-Themed Burger To Starve Pandemic Stress. Once again, a special thanks to Amber: Bad Influence #1 for her generous support through our Patreon Page! (Enjoy that new podcast swag!!)

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What better way to keep sane during the madness than to listen to our insanity? Come listen to stories of the week filled with Knowing when to fold ‘em, All hell breaking loose, Hazmat cleaning, Killing apple trees, Film rehearsals, Exclusive content recording, Blanket ball smacks, Voice acting, Loosing track of the days, Creepy gun shops, Pay cuts and WHEN THE HELL ARE THESE CHILDREN GOING BACK TO SCHOOL??

Hot Takes covered Mando’s Rosario Dawson and What to Binge Watch… while New Time covered important stories like: Fake Plant Outsmarts California Woman, Elephants Break Quarantine To Get Drunk, LSD Overdoses “Might” Cure What Ailes Ya, and Mars Rover Was A Bad Boy And Needed A Spanking!

Don’t forget to join the wonderful and generous Amber in supporting our podcast shenanigans through Patreon! She’s already loving her swag and looking forward to getting her first glimpse of EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!

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Didn’t we JUST do this? Back in the swing of things, listen to the short week in review filled with Taxes, Film rehearsals, Adventures in Deliverance, Dancing turtles, Doctors gone wild, Digging out of the Pit of Despair, T.P. Hoarding, Shopping in 1980’s Soviet Russia, People watching, Dark Humor and School closings. Hear our HOT TAKES on President Bob Dylan and Indiana Jones 5! And definitely stick around for our NON-Covid19 related news stories like Earth Acquires Car-Sized New Moon, Pig Poop and Pedometer Ignites Barnyard Blaze, Davinci Code Benevolence Unlocks Occult Manuscripts, and The Bald & The Beautiful: An Eagle Soap Opera! A VERY Special THANK YOU to our first ever Patreon donator: Amber (AKA Bad Influence #1)

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