We gather again to celebrate this grand “enabler-of-stupidity” that we call a podcast! Hear about our uneventful quarantine week not-so-filled with Barn work, puppets on Etsy, Robot masks, Ripping up the carpet, Applying for grants, Bulldozers, New levels of dorkdom,  Scrap-metal guys, and probably some other crap we forgot about because Days Don’t Mean ANYTHING Anymore!! Check out how far we will go to entertain you, our fans, as we both reveal how we conquered The Corncob Challenge. At least the news stories kept us entertained. Hear all about: Police Losing Their Minds: Maryland Residents Won’t Wear Pants And Louisiana Wants To Start “The Purge”, Send More Beer: 93yr Old Woman’s Wishes Granted With Truckload Of Piss-Brew, Mutant Enzyme Created To Dissolve Plastic (and probably human flesh too), and I’ll Have What She’s Having: Sex Toy Sales Skyrocket As Quarantiners Look For More Stimulus! Special shout out to all of our Patreon Donors (Especially Amber: Bad Influence #1) and to all our listeners!