Hoist the sails and fling the ditty bags. We’re on a booty hunt, and that's what pirates do best. Of course, not all pirates are created equal. Some are totally chill and some are total dick wads, pardon my pirate speak, but what could be better than sailing the open seas looking for booty? Watch your poop deck, this one might get dirty. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)