Sure — here’s a tight, punchy episode description that hits all the keywords, humor, and curiosity triggers:

> I took a chicken bus through Central America, nearly got arrested at the Belize border, beer-chugged down a jungle river, and hiked a volcano with a full-blown fever while it erupted in front of me. This is the wildest travel story I’ve ever told — complete chaos from Belize City to Guatemala to Cuba. Buckle up, this one’s unhinged.