Here’s the translated episode description in natural, funny Brazilian Portuguese:

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Cheguei no Rio procurando boas vibrações e, do nada, acordei completamente bêbado no strip club mais suspeito que já vi, brindando com desconhecidos como se eu estivesse em campanha eleitoral. Nesse episódio, eu conto como talvez eu quase morri, com certeza não devia estar lá… e por que eu faria tudo de novo sem pensar duas vezes. Bem-vindo ao Brasil.

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**Brazil’s Sketchiest Strip Club (I Think I Was the Mayor?)**

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I came to Rio looking for good vibes, and somehow ended up blackout drunk in the sketchiest strip club I’ve ever seen, cheersing strangers like I was running for office. This episode is about how I *maybe* almost died, definitely shouldn’t have been there, and why I’d do it all again in a heartbeat. Welcome to Brazil, baby.

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Três homens adultos, nenhuma decisão sensata e uma viagem para a Tailândia que saiu do controle instantaneamente. De uma prova final direto pra Pattaya, Koh Phi Phi e caos absoluto, esse episódio é uma confissão completa de como tudo deu errado da melhor forma possível. Sem lição, sem evolução — só histórias que provavelmente não deveriam ser contadas. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Three grown men, zero good decisions, and a boys trip to Thailand that spiraled immediately. From finals week straight into Pattaya, Koh Phi Phi, and absolute degeneracy, this episode is a full confession of how everything went wrong in the best possible way. No lessons, no growth — just stories that probably shouldn’t be told. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Aos 24 anos, eu de alguma forma me convenci de que morar em um penthouse à beira da praia em Surfers Paradise enquanto fazia um mestrado era uma escolha de vida normal e sustentável. Este episódio é sobre o semestre em que a responsabilidade perdeu, o caos venceu — e mesmo assim eu passei.

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At 24, I somehow convinced myself that living in a penthouse on the beach in Surfers Paradise while doing a master’s degree was a normal, sustainable life choice. This episode is about the semester where responsibility lost, chaos won, and I still passed. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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O que começa como uma viagem sozinho pra Cabo rapidamente vira boca de cartel, shows surpresa de celebridades e tours de tequila que eu definitivamente não sobrevivi sóbrio. No meio disso tudo, aparecem milionários de decoração de Natal, uma alemã que eu rebatizo de “Titty T” e um canadense que atravessou países de bicicleta com um Walkman. Isso é México — sem filtro, sem plano e impossível de esquecer. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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What starts as a solo trip to Cabo quickly turns into cartel crackhouses, surprise celebrity concerts, and blackout tequila tours I barely survived. I meet Christmas decoration millionaires, a German girl I rename "Titty T", and a Canadian cyclist with a Walkman. This is Mexico — unhinged, unplanned, and unforgettable. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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Eu saí de entregar meu diploma pro meu pai na sala de casa pra apagar em plena Times Square com um cara do Bronx chamado Kenny me servindo shot como se quisesse me matar. Neste episódio, te levo por momentos emocionais com a família, um caos total em Nova York e a bar crawl mais insana da minha vida — tudo isso antes de seguir pro México e depois pra Austrália pra começar meu mestrado, porque aparentemente agora eu acho que sou responsável. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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I went from giving my dad my college degree in the living room to blacking out in Times Square with a dude from the Bronx named Kenny pouring shots like he was trying to end me. In this episode, I take you through emotional family moments, complete chaos in NYC, and the most legendary bar crawl of my life — all before heading to Mexico and then back to Australia to start my master’s degree, because apparently I think I’m responsible now. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com

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