Strap on, kid! No, that’s wrong. Like really wrong. Gross. Let’s start over.

Strap IN, kid! It’s Episode 58 of Force Toast! Hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* how many heads Kumail Nanjiani will have in the Kenobi show and learn the real name of those dancing balloon thingies you see at car dealerships. 

• Alyce is a sad, sick baby.
• This episode is brought to you by Kellogg’s Stragecraftios! Those great flakes from Kellogg’s have a secret, you know! Toasted and frosted for the filmmaker on the go! Stragecraftios are part of a balanced breakfast (or they would be, if they were a real product).
• Air Dancers, Sky Dancers and Skywalkers, oh my!
• The title of the third and final novel in the Thrawn Ascendancy trilogy is revealed and you can pre-order that shiz now, babies!
• Cavan Scott has been a very busy boy and we’re not mad about it
• Kenobi Watch! Bae turned 50 the other day AND we got a surprise cast announcement last week and we have questions!
• Kenobi Watch musical interlude courtesy of this sausome video
• Recap on Tap! The Bad Batch trailer is here. There’s a kiddo. Crosshair is sus. Sniper holes. Let’s discuss.
• Clone Trooper trivia, courtesy of Sylvia
• Karabast! Bryan Ward made Laura into a Star Wars Rebels character!

Do you have thoughts on The Bad Batch trailer? Any theories? Join the conversation and let us know what you think!

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Alyce joined Josh for an episode of Star Wars Spelt Out on March 24!
• The most recent episode of The Jedi Way was LIVE on March 31. Laura and John discussed Obi-Wan Kenobi’s journey, the Kenobi cast announcement and the Bad Batch trailer.
• We made Solo 2 happen! Solo 2: An A.I. Story Part 2 aired March 27 at 6pm CT and it’s bigger, sillier and even more not NSFW-er! Watch the most recent addition to The Banthaverse now!
• Exciting news! Laura is returning to The Geek Buddies on John Rocha’s YouTube channel to review episodes of The Bad Batch! Follow the show on twitter for updates and schedule: @Geek_Buddies

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!