It's 2019, and it's been our time of need for a good 3 years now. We need a carbo-loaded hero, full of greasy mozzarella, who can hoist our broken selves back onto our feet. Therefore, where in the FUCK is Pizzalord?!

In today's calorie-dense episode, Jess takes us to Pizzalord's favorite Canadian jail hostel, while I explore all the ways AllRecipes users are making a mockery of the good PB. 

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