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This week, the guys crack open their college transcripts, many beers and instantly regret it. Between the sea of C’s, a few well-earned D’s courtesy of too many nights at the campus bar, and the occasional A in crucial academic subjects like Intro to Swimming and Beginning Poetry, it’s clear they weren’t exactly honor roll material. They also swap ridiculous college stories, from run-ins with absurdly hot professors to a neighbor who treated “alone time” like a competitive sport

Along the way, they briefly detour into Howard Stern’s recent firing, mostly because it’s comforting to know even legends can get booted from the top. It’s a celebration of mediocrity, questionable study habits, and the enduring truth that sometimes “just passing” is still a win

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