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The boys kick things off the only way they know how drinking beers and a quick, regrettable trip down husky pants memory lane. From there, it’s straight into the chaotic world of reality TV, past and present.

They reminisce about old-school classics like The Gong Show, before Joey takes an international detour to Spanish Temptation Island and pours one out for poor, broken Montoya. A discussion about The Crocodile Hunter somehow gives the guys an excuse to unleash even more awful accents.

Along the way, we learn Hoosier is a dick to cats, debate the original “Karen” — Kate from Kate Plus 8 (yes, the cuck chair comes up), and dive into the bizarre world of Mormon Wives, giving Joey the chance to educate everyone on the art of soaking.

The episode wraps with some SB predictions, and in a shocking twist to absolutely no one… Joey's big Wild Card Weekend upset did not happen.

Reality TV, bad takes, worse accents

#Montoya, #Huskypants, #realitytv, #cuckchair, #soaking

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Ring in the New Year with the boys as they kick things off by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and revisiting their most memorable—or most forgotten—NYE moments. Joey admits he rang in the new year at home watching the Stranger Things finale, which quickly spirals into a heated debate over the best and worst TV series finales of all time.

Of course, things hit a snag when Hoosier proudly embraces his role as Mr. Anti–Pop Culture, having seen approximately none of the shows being discussed. Not to be left out, Hoosier takes control of the episode by hosting a very important tournament: a showdown of iconic ’90s women Joey had crushes on back in the day. Brackets are busted, opinions are questioned, and only one can be crowned Joey’s ultimate favorite.

New year, same idiots, and a tournament nobody asked for but everyone needed

#strangerthings, #happynewyear, #dryjanuary

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This week the guys sit down with a true workhorse of professional wrestling — The Brooklyn Brawler. With a career spanning decades, the Brawler shares stories from inside the locker room, life on the road, and what it was like working during some of the most iconic eras in wrestling history. From unforgettable opponents to the realities of being in the ring night after night, nothing is off the table.

Joining the conversation is a special guest, Todd from the Duh It Down Podcast, helping break down classic moments, ask the questions real wrestling fans want answered, and add his own perspective to the discussion.

If you love wrestling history, behind-the-scenes stories, and respect for the grind of the business, this episode is a must-listen. 🤼‍♂️🔥

#brooklynbrawler, #wrestling, #WWE, #Stevelombardi, #duhitdown

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It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue over which ones still slap, and which should be banned to the North Pole vault forever. A mini-tournament crowns the greatest Christmas movie villain of all time, Christmas cookies are judged harshly, and holiday songs are praised, roasted, and possibly blacklisted. Favorite gifts are discussed, traditions are questioned, and Joey has his mind absolutely blown when he discovers what Monkey Bread is. 

Ho ho holy hell

#Christmas, #HansGruber, #BurgerMeisterMeisterBurger

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This week’s episode kicks off with Hoosier absolutely strutting like he personally coached the team, crowing about Indiana crashing the CFP while Joey pretends not to care (he cares). From there, the boys take a few necessary shots at the baby of Notre Dame, because tradition matters.

Hoosier then tries some psychological warfare with a game of This or That, hoping to rattle Joey… so naturally Joey escalates things by forcing Hoosier to guess Urban Dictionary definitions. What follows is dry heaving, regret, and way too much poop talk for a man who just ate.

Not to be outdone, Hoosier fires back with riddles and mixology questions like a drunk escape room host, before the guys stumble down memory lane trying to recall the very few details they remember from their 21st birthdays.

It’s loud, it’s unhinged, it’s educational in all the wrong ways.
Overall… a real shitty episode

#urbandictionary, #Hoosier, #Cignetti, #ND, #CFP

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The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in homeroom. Even the lunch ladies were like, “Well damn, someone’s hormones finally kicked in" 

Joeybags relives his painfully awkward first kiss, they revisit school dances full of puff-shoulder dresses and Bon Jovi slow-jams, and they confess to getting buzzed in class off rum candies like tiny, alcoholic gremlins.

Recess gets the respect it deserves, Hoosier explains why he was 100% convinced he was Reggie Miller, and Joey reveals his gambling addiction started with Topps baseball cards.

And of course, they discuss the unspoken law of middle school: if your bookbag had even a hint of something that looked like poop on it, you were instantly labeled “Turd Boy” and your social life was over before lunch.

Awkward, messy, and a little filthy — just like middle school.

#MiddleSchool, #akward, #glowup, #recess

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The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and Joey fires back with a Lego quiz that exposes just how… intimate Hoosier’s relationship with plastic bricks really is.

They cool down (barely) with some sports talk about a certain college coach who decided loyalty was optional and bolted straight to a rival like a greased-up traitor.

Then it’s “Fun Facts” time — which, naturally, derails into a full-blown blumpkin debate nobody asked for and everyone will regret.

The guys wrap the chaos by diving into some music talk, because nothing says “quality podcasting” like going from Mariah Carey to blumpkins to power ballads in under an hour.

#beer, #lego, #LSU, #OleMiss, #Blumpkin

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This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their shitty Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories—the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate the best bar games , and rank their favorite side dishes.

Then it’s onto Black Friday Madness, complete with plenty of stories involving a Walmart. Hoosier also pitches some truly unhinged Shark Tank ideas—ideas no shark would fund but every drunk uncle would invest in.

Finally, the boys design a new line of stereotype bumper stickers, guaranteed to offend at least three relatives at your holiday dinner.

Grab a plate, grab a drink, and try not to burn the house down—it's the Thanksgiving episode

#gobblegobble, #thanksgiving, #blackfriday

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In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women—a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories, because nothing pairs better with unholy behavior than a little Sunday trauma. And yes… there’s more games with Hoosier, plus way too much penis talk. Tricks, games, sizes—we’re basically running a carnival booth at this point. Bring popcorn. And maybe holy water

#penistricks, #oldballs, #toobeaucoup

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It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival of some very questionable tester monkeys.

Meanwhile, Hoosier’s dad is out there raw-dogging life—chugging milk and doing 90 on the highway—while Joey Bags proves he’s both a South Park savant and dumber than a 7th grader from Catholic school.

It’s chaos. It’s unhinged. It’s a smurfin’ good time

#southpark, #Smurfs, #IU, #FMK