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The guys start off with a breakdown of what’s in their glasses for the night (because priorities). From there, it’s a trip back to their younger days, revisiting the jobs that paid just enough for cheap beer and gas money, along with the kind of workplace stories HR departments would rather bury. 

Things wrap up with a game that asks a truly important question: how many wild Australian beetles could Hoosier realistically take down in a gladiator arena? It’s part drinking, part nostalgia, and part insect-based absurdity—basically, a typical night with these guys.

#australia, #beer, #oddjobs, #Gladiator

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This week, the guys crack open their college transcripts, many beers and instantly regret it. Between the sea of C’s, a few well-earned D’s courtesy of too many nights at the campus bar, and the occasional A in crucial academic subjects like Intro to Swimming and Beginning Poetry, it’s clear they weren’t exactly honor roll material. They also swap ridiculous college stories, from run-ins with absurdly hot professors to a neighbor who treated “alone time” like a competitive sport

Along the way, they briefly detour into Howard Stern’s recent firing, mostly because it’s comforting to know even legends can get booted from the top. It’s a celebration of mediocrity, questionable study habits, and the enduring truth that sometimes “just passing” is still a win

#howardstern, #C'sgetdegrees, #0.0, #masterofbating

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This week, the guys assemble the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival guide—except it’s less Navy SEALs and more “guys who peaked at a keg party in 1994.” 

They have what can only be described as creative survival strategies: barricading themselves in Costco because who doesn’t want unlimited snacks when civilization collapses, considering a deserted island (fingers crossed for decent Wi-Fi), plotting to commandeer a cruise ship for endless buffets and questionable decisions, or fortifying a cement factory—because nothing says “safe zone” like industrial-grade monotony and heavy machinery

Then it's a hard pivot (and we mean hard) into chaotic college memories: toga parties that smelled like sausage and illegal rooftop plumbing experiments.

It's dumb. It's dangerous. It's the most fun you’ll have while society collapses.

Warning: Explicit content, poor life choices, and unlicensed zombie strippers ahead.

#hotzombieaction, #roofpooping, #TogaToga, #endoftheworld 

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The boys crack open way too many beers and dive headfirst into the chaos that is Happy Gilmore 2. Is it a hole-in-one or a cinematic double bogey? Along the way, they spiral into a messy debate about the best and worst movie sequels of all time—Godfather II gets love, Major League II gets benched. Expect beer-fueled hot takes, nostalgia rants, and at least one heated argument about which National Lampoon’s Vacation movie deserves to be exiled from the family road trip. By the end, someone's trying to fight a windmill on a mini-golf course. Par for the course. Jackass!

#HappyGilmore2 , #AdamSandler, #Shooter, #Jackass

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This week, we button-mash our way through a mess of topics that definitely don’t belong together, but somehow make sense in our brains.

We start by blowing into ancient Nintendo cartridges like it's 1994 - because yes, your childhood was a lie and that never actually worked. We dust off the 8-bit legends—back when saving your game meant leaving the console on for 72 hours straight

Just when you think you can’t handle more, BAM — UFOs. Are the little green men here to probe more than just your backside? Do they play Madden in their motherships? And seriously, did the Patriots’ dynasty end because aliens finally got tired of cheating on Earth?

It’s retro games, pro ball, and probing from every angle. Literally.

Warning: Contains aggressive nostalgia, unverified alien sightings, and strong opinions about Tecmo Bowl.

#Mario, #Zelda, #Gaming, #UFO

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This week, we cover essential TV picks you need to be watching (or at least pretending you’ve seen at parties). We get into our borderline obsessive respect for Walton Goggins, the only man who can make southern charm feel vaguely threatening.

And finally: the question no one asked, but we had to answer — if you dropped Hoosier into an arena with a swarm of snakes and told him to fight his way out, what happens? Do snakes play mind games? Does Hoosier go feral? Is there blood? Yes. Probably his.

TV. Goggins. Snakes. It’s a weird one. Buckle up.

#newepisode, #Goggins, #Snakes, #BingeWorthyTV, #WaltonWorship

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This week on Smith and Hazel, Joey Bags and Hoosier crack open some beers and even more questionable opinions. First up: a quick, sudsy dive into their favorite brew of the evening (one of them swears by a beer so light, it might legally be considered flavored air). Then it’s time for the ultimate Adam Sandler movie tier list—expect controversy, poor impressions, and a heated debate over whether Little Nicky is a cinematic masterpiece or an actual war crime.

But just when you think things can’t get any weirder, the guys uncover a news story so foul, so pungent, it nearly shuts the studio down. Yes, friends, it’s the Great Smelly Situation—and you will want to hear it.

Grab a cold one, lower your standards, and let Smith and Hazel do what they do best: make chaos sound charming.

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🎙️ Just a little peek under the tent...
It’s like eavesdropping on your favorite group chat—if your group chat had questionable opinions and zero fact-checking. The guys are warming up. You’ve been warned.