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This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fast food. What follows is a highly scientific breakdown of the best fries and burgers in the game. There are bold takes, controversial rankings, and a disturbing revelation about Hoosier dipping his fries in things that absolutely do not belong near a potato.

From there, the guys take a quick detour into their ongoing love affair with Arc Raiders, breaking down why they’re still all in and what’s got them hyped lately. It’s brief, it’s nerdy, it’s necessary.

Next up is the upcoming Delaware Oyster Eat Festival trip. The real question isn’t about oysters, it’s whether the boys will see more than two women the entire weekend. Odds are discussed. Confidence levels are low.

Hoosier then unveils his latest Walmart discovery which is Yellowstone branded frozen meals. Yes, that Yellowstone. Based purely on the photos and the names, they attempt to rank the meals without tasting a single bite. The confusion peaks at “Poblano Mac and Cheese.” What is it? Why is it? Does anyone know what a poblano actually tastes like? No research will be done.

Somewhere in the chaos we also learn that Beth Dutton gives Joey a fear boner a revelation no one was prepared for but everyone now has to live with.

They close things out on a wholesome note, sharing the podcasts they’re currently listening to because at the end of the day, beneath the fry rankings, oyster anxiety, and frozen cowboy cuisine… they’re just two guys with microphones trying to figure it out.

Unhinged. Hungry. Slightly afraid.

#arcraidersnation, #fastfood, #oystereat, #Fearboner

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This week the boys go for the gold and immediately trip over the hurdles. They dive into the Olympics, including the weirdest events ever conceived by humans with too much free time. We’re talking plunging, poodle clipping, and other sports that make cornhole look elite. Things get a little tangled when discussing the greatest decathlete of all time (turns out pronouns are harder than pole vaulting).

From there, they relive the most unintentionally hilarious Olympic marketing fail ever: Dan and Dave the campaign that proved hype can outrun reality.

Then it’s game on. The guys break down video games that made the jump to movies and TV. The good, the bad, and the straight to blockbuster bin ugly. Casting choices are debated, More Walter Goggins Love and Mmmmm Angelina Jolie enters the chat. Joey also comes clean about his deep, possibly concerning love for the Mortal Kombat soundtrack.

They wrap things up by spiraling into a full blown Arc Raiders obsession, explaining why they can’t stop playing and why it absolutely deserves its own show. 

#ArcRaiders, #BruceJenner, #Olympics, #Fallout, #WalterGoggins

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This week, the guys are back on their absolute stupidity. Things kick off with some serious hair talk and no, not just what’s on your head. From there it’s a full on potpourri of topics including Poopourri, Viagra, and other things that probably shouldn’t be discussed in public.

Then Hoosier breaks out his games once again, clearly designed to make Joey look as dumb as humanly possible. They dive into Sandler, Joel, or Epstein. The guys reminisce about every car they’ve ever owned, complete with ridiculous stories and questionable life decisions tied to each one.

A movie game gets thrown into the mix, and they wrap things up by discussing nightmares because apparently losing teeth might actually be a Top 5 fear??

Unhinged. Unnecessary. Must listen. 🎙️😂

#Nightmares, #Epstein, #Poopourri, #JustHangingAround

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Hoosier gave Joey Bags some homework this week to dig into the wild, twisted saga of the Murdaugh family murders. Joey shows up (mostly) prepared, and the guys break down the case that has more plot twists than a more plot twists than a small town rumor mill. Powerful family, shady finances, suspicious deaths, and a trial that had everyone yelling at their TV.

They dig into the details, debate what actually happened, and because it’s them spiral into a "purely hypothetical" conversation about how they think they could’ve gotten away with it. Dark, funny, and just irresponsible enough, this episode is part true crime breakdown, part armchair detective, and part “thank God we’re not lawyers.”

#murdaughmurders, #truecrime, #podcast

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What if Bigfoot is real… and birds are just government drones?

This week we spiral into conspiracy theory chaos, covering everything from the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot to the moon landing, ancient pyramids, JFK, and the infamous Clinton death list. Along the way, we ask the important questions no one else will—like who’s funding the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement and whether asshole wasps are part of a larger, buzzing operation against mankind.

Some theories are legendary, some are unhinged, and some are so stupid they almost make sense. We don’t solve anything, but we definitely make it worse. Tin foil hats encouraged, logic optional.

#bigfoot, #nessy, #jfk, #aliens

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Joey kicks things off by introducing Hoosier to a new game, "Gross or Acceptable," tackling life’s most divisive questions including dogs licking faces, picking your nose, and whether a phone that’s seen the bathroom is ever truly clean. The laughs keep coming as Hoosier vents about his biggest pet peeves, with a special focus on terrible drivers, before an unexpected Squatty Potty conversation enters the chat. Just when you think it’s all jokes, the episode takes a thoughtful turn as the guys reflect on where they were during major national tragedies and the memories tied to those moments. A rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and real talk

#SquattyPotty, #Gross, #Podcast, 

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The boys kick things off the only way they know how drinking beers and a quick, regrettable trip down husky pants memory lane. From there, it’s straight into the chaotic world of reality TV, past and present.

They reminisce about old-school classics like The Gong Show, before Joey takes an international detour to Spanish Temptation Island and pours one out for poor, broken Montoya. A discussion about The Crocodile Hunter somehow gives the guys an excuse to unleash even more awful accents.

Along the way, we learn Hoosier is a dick to cats, debate the original “Karen” — Kate from Kate Plus 8 (yes, the cuck chair comes up), and dive into the bizarre world of Mormon Wives, giving Joey the chance to educate everyone on the art of soaking.

The episode wraps with some SB predictions, and in a shocking twist to absolutely no one… Joey's big Wild Card Weekend upset did not happen.

Reality TV, bad takes, worse accents

#Montoya, #Huskypants, #realitytv, #cuckchair, #soaking

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Ring in the New Year with the boys as they kick things off by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and revisiting their most memorable—or most forgotten—NYE moments. Joey admits he rang in the new year at home watching the Stranger Things finale, which quickly spirals into a heated debate over the best and worst TV series finales of all time.

Of course, things hit a snag when Hoosier proudly embraces his role as Mr. Anti–Pop Culture, having seen approximately none of the shows being discussed. Not to be left out, Hoosier takes control of the episode by hosting a very important tournament: a showdown of iconic ’90s women Joey had crushes on back in the day. Brackets are busted, opinions are questioned, and only one can be crowned Joey’s ultimate favorite.

New year, same idiots, and a tournament nobody asked for but everyone needed

#strangerthings, #happynewyear, #dryjanuary

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This week the guys sit down with a true workhorse of professional wrestling — The Brooklyn Brawler. With a career spanning decades, the Brawler shares stories from inside the locker room, life on the road, and what it was like working during some of the most iconic eras in wrestling history. From unforgettable opponents to the realities of being in the ring night after night, nothing is off the table.

Joining the conversation is a special guest, Todd from the Duh It Down Podcast, helping break down classic moments, ask the questions real wrestling fans want answered, and add his own perspective to the discussion.

If you love wrestling history, behind-the-scenes stories, and respect for the grind of the business, this episode is a must-listen. 🤼‍♂️🔥

#brooklynbrawler, #wrestling, #WWE, #Stevelombardi, #duhitdown

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It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue over which ones still slap, and which should be banned to the North Pole vault forever. A mini-tournament crowns the greatest Christmas movie villain of all time, Christmas cookies are judged harshly, and holiday songs are praised, roasted, and possibly blacklisted. Favorite gifts are discussed, traditions are questioned, and Joey has his mind absolutely blown when he discovers what Monkey Bread is. 

Ho ho holy hell

#Christmas, #HansGruber, #BurgerMeisterMeisterBurger