You think you hear a chair creaking? That’s not a chair creaking. That’s just a recording of a chair creaking. Florence debates whether ingesting parasites is the way to go to slim down for swimsuit season. Diane ponders what style of hat she would like to put on her new seal friend. And both wonder why they have so many empty wine bottles and what they should do with them. This is Paper News Out Loud.

Knowledge for the episode provided by the following:

Headline:https://www.active.com/nutrition/articles/11-weirdest-diets-in-history

Pet Corner:http://www.monachus-guardian.org/factfiles/carib0 [...]