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Ep 6- Pineapples, Pets, Polymachus, and The People v. OJ
In episode six, we examine society and hilarity ensues. Cats are drunk, people are wielding swords, the literal Nutty Professor proposes goat testicles as the cure for everything, and the President of Iceland wants to ban pineapples.
So strap in, cause we’re in for a crazy ride... But not one that will kill you, (although, Dave will tell you about one that will) - one that will make you laugh and marvel at the ridiculous world we live in.
We’re drinking Beer Run IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and Red Stripe Jamaican Lager
Dude, Did You Hear?
Alexander the Great hosted an Olympics. But since no one knew how to sport, they just got hammered instead.
Someone designed a roller coaster that will literally kill you. Because some people might want to ensure they go out in style. And because nothing makes population control seem fun like loop-de-loops.
Spotify releases the top songs to have sex to. And it turns out Australia is into getting down to some out of this world tunes…
Speaking of “out of this world,” scientists make a big discovery of the exo-planetary kind.
People start going to happy hour with their cats and the rest of us facepalm while we ponder the future of society.
Sword Watch 2017 is now officially underway.
Andy and Dave get excited about what it would look like if modern day US Marines fought the Roman Empire. Please make this happen Hollywood.
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American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson. Because we all need a refresher on the craziness that was that trial. Get on it Netflixers!
Dave has begun his journey through the AFI’s top 100 movies of all time. He recommends you do the same.
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Dave and Andy go valiantly to the defense of pineapple on pizza. Because it’s delicious. SCREW YOU, ICELAND.
Dave and Andy predict that Jason Segel will eat someone’s face.
Stick Around while Sir Patrick Stewart and his crew receive a distress signal from an underground Icelandic group of pineapple lovers. We uncovered a very special "Captain's Log" in honor of his upcoming poop emoji role.
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By Dave and AndyIn episode six, we examine society and hilarity ensues. Cats are drunk, people are wielding swords, the literal Nutty Professor proposes goat testicles as the cure for everything, and the President of Iceland wants to ban pineapples.
So strap in, cause we’re in for a crazy ride... But not one that will kill you, (although, Dave will tell you about one that will) - one that will make you laugh and marvel at the ridiculous world we live in.
We’re drinking Beer Run IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and Red Stripe Jamaican Lager
Dude, Did You Hear?
Alexander the Great hosted an Olympics. But since no one knew how to sport, they just got hammered instead.
Someone designed a roller coaster that will literally kill you. Because some people might want to ensure they go out in style. And because nothing makes population control seem fun like loop-de-loops.
Spotify releases the top songs to have sex to. And it turns out Australia is into getting down to some out of this world tunes…
Speaking of “out of this world,” scientists make a big discovery of the exo-planetary kind.
People start going to happy hour with their cats and the rest of us facepalm while we ponder the future of society.
Sword Watch 2017 is now officially underway.
Andy and Dave get excited about what it would look like if modern day US Marines fought the Roman Empire. Please make this happen Hollywood.
We Recommend:
Carrying a pocket knife. Whether it's fending off wino cats or opening a bottle of Pinot in the desert, you need a pocket knife. DO IT. BE PREPARED.
“Man of the People” from the Reply All podcast. This story contains goat testicles. That should be enough for you.
Developing UPenn's key to the ultimate secret of success. Rooster Cogburn would approve.
American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson. Because we all need a refresher on the craziness that was that trial. Get on it Netflixers!
Dave has begun his journey through the AFI’s top 100 movies of all time. He recommends you do the same.
We Don't Recommend:
Paying your employees too much money. LISTEN UP GOOGLE!
Dave doesn't feel the pull to the Light Phone. Which is basically the e-cigarette of smartphones. Use self-control like a real person.
Lying to beer snobs (even in Ohio). Because they will find you. And they will sue you.
Dave and Andy go valiantly to the defense of pineapple on pizza. Because it’s delicious. SCREW YOU, ICELAND.
Dave and Andy predict that Jason Segel will eat someone’s face.
Stick Around while Sir Patrick Stewart and his crew receive a distress signal from an underground Icelandic group of pineapple lovers. We uncovered a very special "Captain's Log" in honor of his upcoming poop emoji role.