Have you ever served on a jury? Do you know anyone who has? What about in a restaurant test market or a Gallup poll or the survey of 100 people on Family Feud? Does anyone know anybody who's ever responded to any allegedly significant public opinion research ever? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO HOLD OUR LIVES IN THEIR HANDS?!?!?!

Alice was rejected for Jury Duty again, and Doug unearths a conspiracy about false celebrity birthdays. WE'RE ALL STUCK IN A SIMULATION!!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Stasis Mom: The video game that will make Going Terribly and Fountains of Wayne millions

- Groundhog Day and the movies and shows it inspired

- Celebrities obtaining cake through nefarious means

- Some dogs have human names, some killers have three names...so what happens if a dog has three human names?

- Groundhog Day and the movies and shows it inspired